♥ 20661 — 14 hours ago on 31 Jul 2014 — via set-fire-to-your-home (source)

look at this and laugh with me

so theres AGDQ yeah, which is the “main” speedrunning event and its watched by a lot of people and its in america and everyone knows about it and the dude who handles stuff is really serious and wants AGDQ to be official and professional and serious

and thats how they handled the 4 man races on stream:

and then theres ESA, the speedrunning marathon known by almost nobody, european AGDQ which people insist that is not “professional enough” and shit

and this is how they handled a 4 man race on stream:

i cant stop laughing this is why ESA is literally the best marathon speedrunning community has EVER had

18 hours ago on 30 Jul 2014
♥ 143568 — 18 hours ago on 30 Jul 2014 — via chipers (source)
♥ 1575 — 18 hours ago on 30 Jul 2014 — via dunwall (source)

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

♥ 212321 — 18 hours ago on 30 Jul 2014 — via dunwall (source)
JUST A PSA:

loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK

♥ 22384 — 20 hours ago on 30 Jul 2014 — via queen-of-worlds-that-dont-exist (source)

thescienceofjohnlock:

more-than-slightly-ali:

thegreatgame:

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

I’m not sure that they could possibly have had a better actor for the movie adaptation than who they had in Tim Curry.

damn right

♥ 65570 — 1 day ago on 30 Jul 2014 — via giveincreel (source)

psst, hey, watch my friend beat Ninja Gaiden final boss with… melons. actual melon controls. 

this is why ESA is one of the best events of the year.

♥ 1 — 1 day ago on 30 Jul 2014

khubleesi:

thatfunnyblog:

I LAUGHED AT THIS MUCH MORE THAN I SHOULD HAVE

I am so fucking happy this is back in my life once again

♥ 344307 — 1 day ago on 30 Jul 2014 — via ihomicide (source)
♥ 3001 — 1 day ago on 30 Jul 2014 — via actualanders (source)